I know this may be hard to believe, but I have nothing witty to say tonight. I've lost the wit-factor. I'm witless. Lacking of wit. The big wit goose egg.
Basically, I've got nothing to say tonight, so I'll just tell an off-the-wall story.
This one time, in high school, I was at a party (gee, imagine that...). I don't remember who's party, but I think it was in the Platte City area for some reason.
Anywhoo, a very large lesbian woman tried to trap me in a room and grope me. It scared the shit out of me. Literally. I think I may have wet my pants.
I have no idea why she thought I wanted to be groped by her, but I didn't. Not in the least. I mean, there was probably a young hottie there that I would have offered a quick feel to, but she was certainly not on my list of grope-potentials.
OK, that's all.
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