Pucker up!

Most of you probably don't know this, but I'm a really good kisser.  At least I think I am and 90% of doing something well is thinking that you do it well, right?  Although, I will admit, it is much more important to ACTUALLY kiss well than just think you kiss well.  What the eff ever, I'm a good kisser!

Moving on.  My stellar smoochers haven't seem much action lately.  Eight months and a couple of weeks to be exact.  Now please don't pity Spiffy Chick.  It's not like I couldn't be making out like crazy, but I have standards.  
I've considered lowering my standards a bit, but we'll leave that craziness for another blog!

Why do I bring up my lack of lip action?  Well I saw the trailer for the new Jolie/Depp movie -The Tourist.  I'm sitting on the couch, minding my own business when all of a sudden, Johnny Depp's beautiful tongue makes his way into Angelina Jolie's beautiful mouth.  It was that very moment that I realized how much it sucked to not be able to rewind live TV.  The kiss was hot people.  HOT! 

That same kiss reminded of me of some toe-tingling kisses I've had in my life and then BLAM!  Reality.  Cold shower.  Blog fodder for my 8 fans to enjoy.

Kissing is, like, one of my five favorite things to do.  Seriously.  How can anyone who has a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife not make out with them all of the time?  You have a steady supply of lip loving, ready and waiting.  TAKE IT!

I've told you before that I have a vivid imagination.  Well, sometimes I have little 'fantasies' of walking up to men, telling them that I like their shoes or their watch something along that line and then sticking my tongue down their throat for a little face smooshing then and walk away.  Do you think I could get away with it or would I find myself in cellblock 3 with Ginger and her buddy Sexy Lexi?  Personally, I think it would be a great way for me to pay it forward from that nice lady who bought me lunch last week, but maybe I'm delusional. 

Yeah, you're right.  Probably not the best idea. Spiffy Chick is a freak, but she's not a pervert people.