I know that my "Spiffy" alter-ego often comes off as a surly, smart-ass bitch, but the truth is I'm a bleeding heart, tree-hugging, hopeless romantic who believes that the world would be a better place if we all just got along (except Sarah Palin ... I don't want to get along with her. Or Ann Coulter. Or Nancy Grace. Or Carrot Top. He gives me the creeps). OK, maybe we can't all get along, but you get the picture, right?
I'm not a religious girl, but I do believe that the energy you put out into the universe will be sent back to you. If you're always negative and mean and rude, then it's likely you'll feel like you're constantly being bent over without so much as a kiss.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, if you put positive thoughts into the universe and treat people how you'd like to be treated, good things will be sent your way. Call it good Karma or whatever you believe, but all I know is that good things are coming back around to me like boomerangs full of love! (Insert cheesy analogy).
I mentioned before that I got a new job, so you all should know that I. Love. My. Job. I haven't felt this "at home" and necessary and challenged at a job since I worked for McDonald's in 1985. It's important to be able to count the change back correctly and put the right amount of salt on the fries. Seriously ...
The next fantastic boomerang that has recently been thrown my way is in the form of a hot guy who wants to be my boyfriend. Tee hee!
You all know that I've been out on A LOT of first dates that haven't really lead to much of anything. I've gotten some great stories and have held onto hopes that one of the many frogs would turn out to be Timothy Olyphant (He's fucking fantastic and I'm not a Prince Charming kind of girl ...), and I think I've finally met my match.
I'll leave him his anonymity for now and keep the details of our budding relationship close to my heart, but I will tell you this; he's cool and sweet and he digs me. And he's hot ... that's all a girl can ask for, right? Thankfully, I've known him for around 10 years, so we don't have to pretend to be anything we aren't. I know the player that he used to be and he knows the freak that I still am. :)
Until next time ... peace, love and hot sauce. I really like hot sauce.
Timothy Olyphant, huh? Heard the name but had to look him up. Nice choice...handsome fella but I've got to admit I thought he and Josh Duhamel were the same person. Great to hear that your ying/yang thing is paying dividends! For the WTF File....did you hear who is coming to town with Van Halen? That's right....Kool and the Gang. Makes complete sense to me.
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I did hear about VH and K&tG. WTF? I almost wanted to go see them ... almost. That's going to be a strange crowd, for sure. I'm not sure what the promoter is trying to do other than rile up all of the 80's rocker hippies into a lather.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout out. It's always nice to hear from you. :)
Oh and as far as your ridiculous comment about Olyphant and Duhamel - whatever. :0